jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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