if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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