So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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