But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I've blown a few things in my day
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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