i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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