I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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