Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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