I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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