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(216): View more from Ohio

Whats the glycemic index on semen?

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(571): View more from Virginia

the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

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