Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again