but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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