Sponge bath it is.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that