508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?