No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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