I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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