It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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