he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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