"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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