dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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