Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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