Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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