your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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