I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
tell me about the fingering
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