butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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