as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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