How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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