guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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