so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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