Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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