Having a random hookup so left but love u
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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