I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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