It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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