K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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