if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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