He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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