Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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