Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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