glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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