know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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