I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
so much tequila, so little girl.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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