your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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