you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
