For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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