He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish my penis had a tongue
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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