this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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