maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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