so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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