I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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