Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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