remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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