Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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