arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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