So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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