what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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