I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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