You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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