What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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