We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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